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Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.

When I see my friends...

  • They:

    Hey!

  • Me:

    Hi guys (:

  • They:

    How are you?

  • Me:

    *please, save me from myself* I'm fine, and you?

  • They:

    We're ok n.n

  • Me:

    Cool.

  • They:

    Hey... And those bracelets...?

  • Me:

    *HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, I'M FUCKED UP* What? What's happens?

  • They:

    They are really cool!! Where did u get them??

  • Me:

    *Omfg, I died for one second* Oh, yeah, they are. I don't remember.

  • They:

    Haha It's ok (: Bye!

  • Me:

    Bye.

  • And that's how my, and so much others self-harmed lifes pass all days... Sad.

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